dean-samwiches:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE?! IM 20 AND I NVR GET THIS FUCKING LUCKY

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  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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txurnesol:

cheeseyturtlelove:

The sound I made was inhuman.


HOLY SHIT ITS SO CUTE

lotuslopez:

"not everyone has to be included all the time" says the person who is always included

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